08.26.08
Surreal Experience: You Whore!
I saw a couple fighting at a chain restaurant in LA called Cafe 50’s.
I’m not sure what started it, but she said, “You’re obnoxious”.
He said - no, screamed - “Don’t tell me what I am, look at yourself first, you bitch!”
At this point all heads turned.
She turned red and said, “Don’t you talk to me that way, you’re a fucker, you’re a fucker.” He said, “I’m leaving. You stupid bitch. You whore, you whore. Fuck you. You whore!”
He got up to leave. She threw something at him (food). I don’t know what it was, but she had good aim. It hit the back of his head, and spread. It ran down his back.
He stopped in his tracks, and made a grunting sound. People in the restaurant applauded. One hipster exclaimed, “Whatevs! You had it coming, asshole.”
It was like a sequel to Pulp Fiction. I didn’t know whether to be disturbed or laugh. So I did both.